That one friend that is just impossible to get rid of.

No matter what you say she just won't leave you alone.

What's even worse she keeps calling me on the phone even though I've told her million of times "I hate phonecalls, send me messages".

But NO.

"Cellphone's keyboard is broken so I can't text"

Get yourself a new fucking phone!

I wish I could go 12 years in the past and avoid hanging out with her from the start.